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This is one of my fav for ages this is a epic short classic since Pork or Owls this is such a cool song and tune.
Graphics. 9/10 I love the 1800s looks the figure moving on what's looks like a painted background . Looks like an artists portrait. The figures stand out it's a really good looking flash video.
Sound. 9/10 This is a really barmy song but quite funny the lyrics are clear and my fav would be her saying the universe pretty much covers everything epic.
This is one you don't mind listening too over and over again hard to get out of your head. I don't think the quality has gone this to me is a great return for TheWeebl, after a lot of okay but average ones. I love how you set this is Regency of the early 1800s period but having a keyboard it works. Just the way it crazy the huge cock is funny.
No real flaws really this is epic.
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Well this is my first time for writing this a review I remember this being under judgment back in 2007 and thought it was fake then.
Graphics. 7/10 Despite having nothing to do with the subject your loop is good the colors look fluid and the animation is nice. If it was longer we would see more detail but its just a bunch of Clock like figured jerking off however its look good.
Sound. 4/10 Ouch! this is painful the sound hurts my ears its okay at first but then its loop on and on without a break. its funny at first but its soon grates on your nerves, still I guess its fits this kinda spam flash.
Well I know this flash is a dodgy one its called Newgrounds Rumble 2, but has nothing to do with the classic game. Its a spam submission aimed at pissing people off but its not without appeal, but the title makes its misleading. If you don't know what your getting in for. O
On the plus side its rated Adult and its not got a fake rating its not suitable at all for Everybody. its funny to watch as its spam done in a good way apart from the title the comment is funny.
Well I don't think its needs to said why this has a low rating its fake! but its stolen the title of a possible sequel. Its not taken years and of course its misleading. It does not piss me off but I can see why it would alot of people.
Well I guess spam it is and taking the title and calling it this is not the best idea although I find it appealing and see the humor in it. Good but not for everybody.
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Well this is so funny one of the best from Foamy don't agree 100% with Foamy but this is a funny flash.
Graphics. 9/10 Foamy looks very well animated here I love his ranting style he looks pissed off as usual, but the quality of animation here is top notch. Love the colors and Foamy looks cool.
Sound. !0/10 How can you not love Foamy ranting about whatever pissed him off? This time about I gather XBox 360 game achievements. I love this humor and wit he is so fucking funny he is a funny angry squirrel.
On the flash itself this one really appeals to me being a huge XBox 360 fan on my second one now RROD on first one. I love getting achievements on games it is hugely rewarding, but as Foamy says some of them can be odd just starting the game gives you an achievement!
Anyway I agree with him on the way achievements can sometimes harm a game like using cheats can block achievements. I don't agree that getting virtual points is meaningless ,though I get a sense of award for getting them but I'm not a hardcore gamer. Anyway Foamy makes some real good points about the way games have some silly rewards.
Top notch and very good comedy as usual Foamy should do follow up.
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I'm very thrilled you guys are back bout time. A good collab lots of hard work
Graphics. 8/10 For the most part the looks are very good and the kittens looks cool. Cool how you added the scenes to the lyrics. I loved the different looks to the collab. This show how you guys can to good animation. You captured the Kitty Krew well Maybe some parts did not looks as well the part with Wade Fulp less good but good style.
Sound. 7/10 The sound was very good I like Eminem sound was cool and the music was fun I liked the sound you used. Got a bit repetive after a while the tune is good but little boring after a while.
This collab has some funny scene has some good stuff the rude bit sthe collab was cool I liked it very much the sort that I could watch again. The introduction is clever and a cool mini game of sorts.
The music got dull after a while and this did maybe mar it slightly maybe more humor. I did laugh but maybe more funny scenes.
On the whole this is a good collab you guys rock and this is a good come back.
Author's Response:
How can you say it's rude, I did set it for mature audiences.
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Now I must admit this makes me feel very unsure its very sick but at the same time its clever the way its done if not for the subject matter.
Graphics 7/10 I really like the old fashioned graphics like from 8 bit era? done like a computer game the sprites are pretty good. Mike Tyson in pigtails is funny not maybe all done. Some of the looks was maybe not as good the blood but I liked the look mostly.
Sound. 5/10 Pretty limited good sounds and funny at the end the old fashioned sounds from the console is clever. But its does get boring after a while limited but lacking.
Okay this is a tough one now the flash itself is funny I love the way you have done this Mario with the ending is funny. The evil humor is funny I love The Bastard's series and have been waiting for a long time for a new one ,but this may be to much for even me.
Like others have said this really happened and what makes it worse is that it is a child. Okay all terrible deaths are sad but when it a child its makes it more tragic. This somewhat crosses the line because of the fact it is real. I have seen plenty of sick flashes but this made me feel uncomfortable.
Now to improve this maybe a better subject this I did not even know had happened till I read it somewhere. However the humor and way its done is funny but really this is maybe going to far. Although perhaps that is what this flash is going for shock value. Good flash ruined by the fact it was real.
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This is a masterpiece and what a funny punchline at the end the look on the Wizard face is so priceless.
Graphics. 9/10 Colorful you get the feeling of a cartoon of subtle looks the images are well drawn and impressive. The Genie/Wizard effects are cool the whole cartoon looks great and nice outlines. Perhaps not the best looking some of the look was not perfect but on the whole I was really taken by it.
Sounds. 10/10 Well the voices are so clever and funny the almost whiny sound emitting from the Wizard was a touch of brilliant idea. The dudes voice loved his three wishes and the way he sounded especially the last one. The whole movie is one comedy show the looks and sounds match the looks and it was because of that which made it work.
Having seen this so many times I loved the last wish not what I expected and such a funny clever twist. I loved the Wizard and his eyes were so funny they expressed things without any words or actions needed. His choice of wishes were what I would have maybe picked I wish I was Gay! was so fucking funny and not at all offensive. I loved this it is one of the most funny movies I have seen for ages and should have won first place.
No real flaws maybe I don't know the graphics did not maybe look as good as they could have been compared to maybe other stuff I have seen. Short and maybe more scenes with the Wizard.
A wonderful comedy movie
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This is somewhat tasteless really and gross the pictures are horrible but on to my review.
Graphics. 4/10 The presentation of this is quite impressive the start with the dubbed rabbit is funny. The pictures are well put out they look good and the whole images, if not for the shock value would be okay. Trouble is comes across as looking tacky and cheap the pictures ruin any really good value at all.
Sound. 4/10 Again mixed bunch the Happy Easter made me smile its quite a witty way to begin like its going to be a gentle flash. The loud music was awful though it went well with the images, but I loathed the sound it was sick and really did not help with this at all. The sound was lacking really.
Now I like the humor behind this Easter and all and if the images were not real, drawn and animated I would have liked it. I love animals but do love sick humor. I get the sick idea of wanting to put images which shock, but this is going to far these images look real.
The trouble is like like lots are saying it is the gross pictures totally ruin the movie they are horrid and not funny. But I do get your message. The image of Jesus Christ was a little OTT though.
On the whole the shock value really did not work it felt cheap and was put it for cheap effects. Maybe if you put only a few in and added animated rather then real pictures. No awful but shock value failed really.
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This deserved to win The Tank awards I mean it is so fucking funny at the end and really is unexpected.
Graphics. 10/10 Amazing Chuck is like out of a cartoon the look and feel is so fresh and the details are just fantastic. Chuck flying through the air. The ending and Chuck quite a handsome fellow in his brand new tuxedo. But the quality just breath taking.
Sound. 9/10 I admit that maybe at first I was not totally mad on his voice, but repeated listens have warned me to him. Not much dialogue but Chuck is very funny the sound effects are wonderful the background music is perfect, and the sound effects are cool.
I really liked this when it first debuted but only today having seen it a few time do I get why it won. The cartoon got a simple funny plot Chuck keeping is tux clean. The funny moments of him on the skateboard and trying to escape are so witty. This is a comedy masterpiece. The major reason is the ending Poor Chuck it was so surprising to me the guts and blood quite graphic for the rating. It made the whole movie the more better. The twist is just a piece of brilliant workmanship, and is maybe why it was so poplar perhaps.
No real flaws maybe the violence at the end was more suited to mature but not a problem.
Brilliant.
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Why only 0.97 okay no classic and it can really drag on, but come on this is funny and not bad although the speech drags on.
Graphics. 3/10 I give you props at the start I was impressed by the look of Egoraptor, then the ugly bugs crawled up. The quality is dreadful the images blurry and the animation looks really shitty in places, especially towards the end.
Sound. 2/10 Okay good voice till I noticed how long the pauses are, what the fuck it was like the entire movie virtually. When it got on to Solid Snake it went on for to long the voices were awful horrible sounds, and long breaks. This is what kills the the movie and the satire of this flash.
Now good comedy on the part I laughed at the Egoraptor spoof ,'m not a fan either so I like the piss take. The bad quality makes the movie funny the poor look and feel add to the humor.
Now my points before the long pauses take forever to move on, and this spoils the movie for me and maybe that is why it has a low score. It was a good start then ended badly frankly it sucked ,but it was not the worst I have seen.
Well it a satire so I get the humor and maybe if you had put more time and effort it would have not got such a bad press, as it stands it passable but nothing special.
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I do agree very much about helping the recycling and this is a good message with nice fun visuals to see.
Graphics. 6/10 On the whole this looked good some of the animation was good, I enjoyed seeing some colorful animation and the look was good. The trouble was that in places in looked a little fuzzy, and the animation a bit rough, especially later on towards the end. The feel was a little rushed, but on the whole this looked decent enough.
Sound. 6/10 Mixed on this good catchy song I Remember the song, is good for young children as it features Rocko's Modern life. A cartoon I have not seen in years. It did grate after a while the song was a little on the bland side although it matched the message.
The problem of this flash is the song and animation is not maybe up to scratch. Big problem is the message I not at all against looking after the planet, but I don't mean to sound funny here but I don't like the fact you said it is a political movement. I think its kind of off putting blaming us for Global Warming. I don't think was are all to blame, and dislike the way the flash is made like a message of preaching. The green debate is something I think is okay but this failed to warn me. I dislike political messages about going green. What about stuff that ends up in lands fills?
Okay my point is the flash was fun to watch but the song just grated on my nerves. and failed to really bring the message home.
I did like the movie in parts it was clever the animation in time with the lyrics. Easy to remember funny in parts.
I guess maybe the animation could be improved and the message less preachy. That would have helped. Try to make you looks better maybe.
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